Massive Walkerland Attraction Database
The Secretariat Carrausel attraction at midday
September 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
This Carrausel -- named for famed warlord Secretariat and positioned near a stone in which is embedded the magical sword of Omens -- plays circus music and rocks fans of all ages for no apparent reason
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or immunological, lung, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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