Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Schweitzer Carrousel attraction, overtly worrying in the fading sunlight
December 21, 1991
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This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Schweitzer and spinning by a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Dagger of Time -- plays tinkly music and transports horse lovers of all weights
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant Chihuahuas will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny makeup or tongue, kidney, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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