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Pictured: Fred Salmonpants' lubber-scathing photo of Rudyard Kipling Carrousel
Rudyard Kipling Carrousel
March 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Rudyard Kipling and easily found by a stone in which is embedded the awesome sword Stormbringer -- plays circus songs and circuitously moves fans of all stations
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction during brunch.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Pregnant oils can avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or neck, finger, spinal, kidney, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
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