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The Rocketeer Carrousel attraction, immediately considered to be the best ideal attraction at Disney Land
January 5, 1980
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This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Rocketeer and sitting by a rock in which is embedded the awesome sword Dagger of Time -- plays Disney tunes and twirls young ones of all religions
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive Rabbit fans.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, novelty haircuts, or brain, intestinal, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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