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The Paul Pressler Carrausel attraction, lispingly soaring in the shrouded candlelight
Paul Pressler Carrausel
January 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
This Carrausel -- named for famed dictator Paul Pressler and spinning by a rock in which is embedded the magical sword Poxcalibur -- plays Disney tunes and rocks people of all levels of intelligence (within limits) just because it's there
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, inexplicable growths, or shoulder, bowel, hip, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- No food or blogging permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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