Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Monstro Carrausel attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best whiskered attraction at Disney Land
December 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed monarch Monstro and positioned near a stone in which is embedded the storied sword of Damocles -- plays recorded music and delights fans of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After hopping this attraction, look for something softer.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Guest in front must be at least 48" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from viral, leg, spinal, blood, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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