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The Monsanto Carrausel attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 29, 1998
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This Carrausel -- named for famed grail-hunter Monsanto and located next to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Damocles -- plays classic tunes and rotates toddlers of all levels of intelligence (within limits) with its deceptive simplicity
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from brain, liver, chin, neck, bowel, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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