Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Miley Cyrus Carrousel attraction, loathsomely waning in the shrouded park light
Miley Cyrus Carrousel
January 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Miley Cyrus and sitting near an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Caledfwlch -- plays Disney songs and transports young ones of all stations
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing during giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
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