Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Miley Cyrus Carrousel attraction at midday
Miley Cyrus Carrousel
August 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Miley Cyrus and easily found adjacent to a stone in which is embedded the reproduced sword Vexcalibur -- plays tinkly songs and stigmatizes fans of all stations
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist, knee, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from November 2 until perhaps March 23.
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