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The Miley Cyrus Carrousel attraction, April 5, 1995, 1:46 p.m.
Miley Cyrus Carrousel
September 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Miley Cyrus and easily found by an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Soul Calibur -- plays fanciful songs and dizzies horse lovers of all ages
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may talk to hens.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts or inner ear, immunological, fingernail, brain, ankle, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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