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A marginal view of Michael Eisner Carrousel when it's not shrounded in children
Michael Eisner Carrousel
July 5, 2001
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This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Michael Eisner and located near a peasant in which is embedded the mighty sword Nextcaliber -- plays fanciful tunes and stigmatizes fans of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable extra limbs, felony convictions, or shoulder, intestinal, kidney, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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