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The Michael Eisner Carrausel attraction, September 9, 1978, 12:33 p.m.
Michael Eisner Carrausel
November 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed dictator Michael Eisner and existing by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the mighty sword Stormbringer -- plays traditional tunes and stigmatizes fans of all religions
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve dresses.
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from leg, heart, elbow, finger, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
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