Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Merlin Jones Caroussel attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary
Merlin Jones Caroussel
March 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Merlin Jones and sitting near a rock in which is embedded the storied sword Rexcalibur -- plays Disney tunes and rocks fans of all religions just because it's there
- Warning: in many cases, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or attention-span, wrist, heart, skin, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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