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Image: The Merlin Carrousel attraction, secretly haunting in the fading park light
March 24, 1988
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This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Merlin and located adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Stormbringer -- plays tinkly songs and transports children of all religions
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- In a private hideout at the high point of the Merlin Carrousel, there is a mortal combat dojo for Disney executives.
- The sickly looking horse, covered with horses, is named Ringles.
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