Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Carrausel attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier teal attraction at Disneyland
January 8, 1992
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This Carrausel -- named for famed dictator Merlin and located next to a rock in which is embedded the mighty sword of Gryffindor -- plays recorded tunes and circuitously moves children of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to cranky cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that requires less time.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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