Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Merlin Caroussel, a favorite attraction of Beverly
July 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed figurehead Merlin and easily found adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Texcalibur -- plays traditional tunes and delights people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from ethical restrictions or hip, cardiac, shoulder, tongue, clothing, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have safety pants.
- Horace Horsecollar was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to Mars.
- All of the Merlin Caroussel's stars are white so that critics won't argue about which one is coolest.
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