Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Maynard Carrausel attraction during construction
December 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Maynard and sitting by an anvil in which is embedded the magical sword Nextcaliber -- plays circus songs and stigmatizes fans of all levels of maturity (within limits) at no additional cost
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, water-soluable clothing, or back, fingernail, lycanthropic, hair, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from February 28 until something like August 22.
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