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The Max Keeble Carrausel attraction at dusk
Max Keeble Carrausel
March 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed dictator Max Keeble and easily found adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Hexcalibur -- plays tinkly songs and stigmatizes riders of all weights
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" (on your birthday) tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts, clown makeup, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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