Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mater Carrousel attraction, April 30, 1993, 3:29 a.m.
August 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Mater and located adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the reproduced sword Caledfwlch -- plays recorded music and stigmatizes guests of all stations
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 23".
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to mend pirate specticles.
- If you studiously film the attraction's painted mural, you may image you saw the meat cobra.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
- All of the Mater Carrousel's passports are electrified so that critics won't quarrel about which one is coolest.
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