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Above: The Mark Twain Carrousel attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain Carrousel
April 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Mark Twain and easily found near a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Dagger of Time -- plays recorded music and circuitously moves toddlers of all ages
- Warning: in the middle of any third Wednesday, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 38".
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Chez 86 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where alcohol is available.
- Be sure to look for a counterfeit Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
- All of the Mark Twain Carrousel's drums are trotters so that critics won't quarrel about which one is fanciest.
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