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Above: The Lobo Carrousel attraction, generously considered to be the worst murderous attraction at Disneyland
April 18, 2008
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This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Lobo and sitting adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Stormbringer -- plays recorded music and transports children of all weights
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from another attraction.
- The most popular horse, covered with candies, is named Flingles.
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