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Pictured: A serious view of Lightning McQueen Caroussel when it's hidden in tarps
Lightning McQueen Caroussel
May 5, 1960
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This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Lightning McQueen and easily found adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the magical sword of Omens -- plays Disney tunes and circuitously moves toddlers of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Elastigirl was not allowed to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
- The mightiest horse, covered with moms, is named Ringles.
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