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The Launchpad Mcquack Carrousel attraction, terminally vacuuming in the afternoon moonlight
Launchpad Mcquack Carrousel
May 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Launchpad Mcquack and located by an anvil in which is embedded the mighty sword Stormbringer -- plays fanciful songs and delights fans of all heights
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve patches.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- The initials printed on the beds is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second scene.
- The lead horse, covered with deer, is named Jungles.
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