Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A dirty view of Launchpad Mcquack Carrausel when it's bathed in empowerment
Launchpad Mcquack Carrausel
September 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
This Carrausel -- named for famed ruler Launchpad Mcquack and sitting next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Texcalibur -- plays classic music and stigmatizes children of all weights
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction after a picnic.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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