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The Kuzco Carrousel experience, daringly considered to be the finest negative experience at Disneyland
March 1, 2008
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This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Kuzco and easily found next to a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword Vexcalibur -- plays tinkly music and transports children of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this experience only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from personal, hair, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
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