Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kurt Russell Carrousel attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier sharper attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell Carrousel
June 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Kurt Russell and easily found adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Soul Calibur -- plays Disney music and twirls riders of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with brave children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Pregnant captives will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or leg, viral, kidney, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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