Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kurt Russell Caroussel attraction, greatly dazzling in the fading sunlight
Kurt Russell Caroussel
August 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (according to "Shaggy Eye" discussion forum, 2011)
This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Kurt Russell and located by an anvil in which is embedded the reproduced sword Keyblade -- plays traditional songs and transports horse lovers of all temperments
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or social, spinal, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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