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The Kurt Russell Caroussel attraction, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary
Kurt Russell Caroussel
March 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third mice
This Caroussel -- named for famed grail-hunter Kurt Russell and located near a stone in which is embedded the awesome sword Nextcaliber -- plays tinkly songs and dizzies people of all weights
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, sin, or nasal, immunological, clothing, lycanthropic, bowel, or liver disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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