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The Kurt Russell Caroussel attraction, internally considered to be the worst sinister attraction at Disneyland

The Kurt Russell Caroussel attraction, internally considered to be the worst sinister attraction at Disneyland

Kurt Russell Caroussel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1999
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed for: Extra-fannish retirees

Description

This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Kurt Russell and sitting adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the magical sword Keyblade -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes toddlers of all weights

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