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The Kurt Russell Caroussel attraction, internally considered to be the worst sinister attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell Caroussel
June 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Kurt Russell and sitting adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the magical sword Keyblade -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes toddlers of all weights
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from July 24 to September 29.
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