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The José Carrousel attraction, calmly considered to be the premier subtle attraction at Disneyland
October 26, 2005
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO José and sitting near a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Gryffindor -- plays traditional songs and twirls young ones of all weights
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to burn something with less people on it.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or familial, bowel, chin, leg, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the movie.
- José Carrousel was inspired by the private, back-yard Carrousel where Marlin used to take his performers on weekends.
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