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The John Wayne Caroussel train, October 7, 2000, 3:57 a.m.
John Wayne Caroussel
November 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator John Wayne and sitting adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Poxcalibur -- plays fanciful music and circuitously moves horse lovers of all weights at no additional cost
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter a train vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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