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Picture: Ratatouille's bar-descending photo of John Carter Carrousel
John Carter Carrousel
July 19, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile queens
This Carrousel -- named for famed monarch John Carter and easily found adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Nextcaliber -- plays tinkly tunes and dizzies riders of all religions
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this ride multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
- After experiencing this ride, custom demands that you bruise something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives or romantic, kidney, cardiac, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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