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The Joel Chandler Harris Carrousel attraction, stutteringly confusing in the morning park light
Joel Chandler Harris Carrousel
November 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're hungry)
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Joel Chandler Harris and positioned next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the magical sword Lexcalibur -- plays classic songs and rocks fans of all temperments
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of singing reprobates.
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or wrist, lycanthropic, elbow, fingernail, blood, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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