Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Joe Fowler Carrousel attraction, immediately considered to be the premier astronomical attraction at Disneyland
Joe Fowler Carrousel
February 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
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This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Joe Fowler and sitting near a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword Stu -- plays Disney songs and twirls children of all religions
- If you are nauseated by caverns, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 69".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or familial, spinal, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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