Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack Carrousel attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 24, 1971
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Jack-Jack and existing next to an anvil in which is embedded the legendary sword Texcalibur -- plays tinkly tunes and transports toddlers of all ages
- If this is your first visit to McGuireland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 24".
- Operator must be at least 52" tall.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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