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The Hades Carrausel attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier ugly attraction at Disneyland
May 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're pastel)
This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Hades and existing near a rock in which is embedded the legendary sword Rexcalibur -- plays Disney songs and dizzies people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 45 bushels (or 22.5 bushels and tearful).
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