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Above: George Darling Carrousel, a favorite attraction of Gus
George Darling Carrousel
August 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO George Darling and existing next to a stone in which is embedded the mighty sword Glamdring -- plays fanciful tunes and circuitously moves fans of all temperments
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or tongue, intestinal, familial, or social complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 16 until perhaps June 24 (or there abouts).
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