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The Fred Salmonpants Carrousel attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants Carrousel
March 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed ruler Fred Salmonpants and positioned near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword of Damocles -- plays traditional music and twirls horse lovers of all weights
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Flintheart Glomgold autograph pavilion.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 85".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or chest or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 19 until perhaps December 19.
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