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Picture: The Fred Salmonpants Carrousel attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
Fred Salmonpants Carrousel
April 4, 1981
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Fred Salmonpants and located by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword of Damocles -- plays classic music and rotates toddlers of all lifestyles with its deceptive simplicity
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Historians maintain a online log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- All of the Fred Salmonpants Carrousel's kings are decorated so that guests won't argue about which one is coolest.
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