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A galactic view of Frank Thomas Caroussel when it's hidden in fog
Frank Thomas Caroussel
January 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Frank Thomas and easily found next to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Caledfwlch -- plays Disney music and circuitously moves children of all religions
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to see this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- It is alledged that Joe Fowler's frozen plane is kept beneath this attraction.
- All of the Frank Thomas Caroussel's rats are free of fleas so that children won't come to blows about which one is likely the best potential mate.
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