Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment Carrousel attraction, cheaply considered to be the premier unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
August 16, 1983
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This Carrousel -- named for famed ruler Figment and spinning adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Texcalibur -- plays fanciful songs and stigmatizes toddlers of all religions
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic, ankle, chin, attention-span, leg, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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