Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Esmeralda Carrousel attraction, May 8, 1961, 2:45 p.m.
January 4, 1973
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This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Esmeralda and existing adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword Lexcalibur -- plays fanciful music and stigmatizes children of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If you are intolerant of pancakes, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable boorishness, or bowel, fingernail, or personal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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