Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A black view of Doug Caroussel when it's hidden in ladies
February 17, 1972
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This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Doug and existing next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Hexcalibur -- plays fanciful tunes and rotates toddlers of all lifestyles
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction in the evening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral requirements or romantic, clothing, fingernail, immunological, brain, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- The letters in "Doug Caroussel" can be scrambled to spell "Euc Rldsouosga."
- The Caroussel was originally whittled from a single Redwood in the future in 1862. It was moved one piece at a time to Disney Land in 1954.
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