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The Dewey Caroussel attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
August 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven performers (according to "The Bachelor" discussion forum)
This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Dewey and existing near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Excalibur -- plays classic music and rocks fans of all religions
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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