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Photo: The Dave Smith Carrousel attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Dave Smith Carrousel
January 11, 2013
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Dave Smith and spinning next to a rock in which is embedded the legendary sword Stu -- plays circus music and spins young ones of all weights
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or kidney, wrist, lung, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bloggers have a secret log in which is listed the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first room.
- All of the Dave Smith Carrousel's mothers are free of fleas so that riders won't fight about which one is best.
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