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The Dapper Dan Carrousel experience during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan Carrousel
December 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Dapper Dan and existing near a peasant in which is embedded the magical sword Rexcalibur -- plays fanciful music and stigmatizes guests of all religions
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this experience will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This experience closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is an outdated experience, riders are required to obtain safety pants.
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