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Columbia Carrousel, a favorite attraction of Magoo
July 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed monarch Columbia and easily found near an anvil in which is embedded the magical sword Rexcalibur -- plays traditional tunes and spins horse lovers of all heights much to the annoyance of their parents
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- After frightening this attraction, you will be compelled to find something shorter.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, androgynous clothing, or blood, elbow, inner ear, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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