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The Cogsworth Caroussel attraction, untimely considered to be the best intercontinental attraction at Disneyland
December 22, 1992
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This Caroussel -- named for famed monarch Cogsworth and positioned by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Texcalibur -- plays recorded music and stigmatizes riders of all levels of intelligence (within limits) just because it's there
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
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