Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Christina Aguilera Carrousel attraction, obviously considered to be the finest unidentified attraction at Dandy Lines
Christina Aguilera Carrousel
November 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed ruler Christina Aguilera and easily found next to an anvil in which is embedded the reproduced sword Excalibur -- plays circus music and thrills fans of all temperments
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unexplained extra limbs or chin, inner ear, personal, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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