Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Christina Aguilera Carrausel attraction at park closing
Christina Aguilera Carrausel
December 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed patriarch Christina Aguilera and easily found adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Lexcalibur -- plays tinkly tunes and dizzies toddlers of all weights
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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