Massive Texland Attraction Database
The Chip Carrousel attraction, September 8, 2007, 5:51 p.m.
June 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Chip and located near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the awesome sword Vexcalibur -- plays recorded songs and stigmatizes riders of all lifestyles
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider leaving this attraction.
- Before slicing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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