Massive Maynardland Attraction Database
The Chicken Little Caroussel attraction at park closing
Chicken Little Caroussel
May 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile boys
This Caroussel -- named for famed figurehead Chicken Little and spinning near a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Excalibur -- plays tinkly tunes and stigmatizes young ones of all temperments
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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