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Above: The Casey Carrausel attraction, massively considered to be the best physical attraction at Disneyland
May 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're untitled)
X fairies (according to www.JessicaRabbitNews.org)
This Carrausel -- named for famed dictator Casey and easily found adjacent to a stone in which is embedded the magical sword Stormbringer -- plays fanciful music and transports people of all lifestyles
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced reprobates.
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