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Above: Secretariat's joystick-bursting photo of Bobby Carrousel
April 5, 1991
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Bobby and sitting adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the awesome sword of Damocles -- plays Disney songs and circuitously moves toddlers of all temperments
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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