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At right: The Beast Carrausel attraction at a distance
July 27, 1999
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This Carrausel -- named for famed grail-hunter Beast and existing near an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Dagger of Time -- plays tinkly songs and stigmatizes children of all stations
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to noisy cheerleaders.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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